amusedFandom: Torchwood
Spoilers: Children of Earth (barely)
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Length: 100 words, not including title
Genre: Humour
Summary: Under the cut
Summary: Why "Children of Earth" didn't happen in the Doctor Who universe.
"You hear about the children?"
"Aliens, I reckon."
"Don't be daft, can't be aliens."
"Why not?"
"Early, aren't they? Aliens are for Christmas. Not even August yet."
"Don't have a calendar, I reckon."
"You worried, then? If it's aliens?"
"Not effing likely! Last lot got taken out by kids from Swansea."
"As if!"
"Dave said--"
"No way kids in Swansea are fighting aliens. Too busy nicking cars. Ealing's what I heard."
"Yeah, right. Parents in Ealing letting their kids cross the street by themselves?"
"More likely than Swansea. Next you'll believe Dave's bollocks about an alien taskforce in Cardiff."
