Spoilers: Children of Earth (barely)
Length: 100 words, not including title
Summary: Under the cut
Summary: Why "Children of Earth" didn't happen in the Doctor Who universe.
"You hear about the children?"
"Aliens, I reckon."
"Don't be daft, can't be aliens."
"Early, aren't they? Aliens are for Christmas. Not even August yet."
"Don't have a calendar, I reckon."
"You worried, then? If it's aliens?"
"Not effing likely! Last lot got taken out by kids from Swansea."
"No way kids in Swansea are fighting aliens. Too busy nicking cars. Ealing's what I heard."
"Yeah, right. Parents in Ealing letting their kids cross the street by themselves?"
"More likely than Swansea. Next you'll believe Dave's bollocks about an alien taskforce in Cardiff."